This is the best thing I've seen lately, regarding Kirk Cameron and Whatshishead's new free version of Origin of Species.

Okay, so the only thing more uncomfortable than fucking in a tiny Japanese apartment is when it's with your barely conscious twin brother and another man in ski goggles. WARNING: NSFW, possible twincest, ski accessories, barebacking, cream pie, etc. ( Read more... )

So, I'm researching male strippers(don't ask) and I found some hilarious videos of Jan/Pavel/Max/Whomever taking off his clothes. I give him about a five, because everyone knows most porn stars don't make very good strippers. Perfect example being Lukas in Boytropolis and that whole Marc Vidal photoshoot that reminded QT of Darkwing Duck. He's not too bad, I'd hire him for my bachelorette party.

In the first video, Pavel is stripping to some music from The Weather Channel and in the second, is undergoing some sort of military strip search to some Cold War era jam. Enjoy.( Read more... )

Title: The Truth About Dano Sulik
Genre: RPS, Bel Ami models in vampire universe AU
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for all the same stuff I warned you about before and possibly other stuff I can't think of right now....
Disclaimer: Sadly, Bel Ami is not my property. All characters depicted are over 18.
Author's Note: Special thanks to my brother, who gave me so many great suggestions for Theron's character.
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Title: Prague Sucks
Genre: Bel Ami models RPS/AU with some original characters. Vague crossover with the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series(not enough to be spoilery or that you need to have read the series to even understand. Just similar folklore, but not remotely canon.)
Summary: A mysterious woman will stop at nothing to have Sebastian. Can the boys save him?
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for slash, angst, violence/horror, reluctance, language, blasphemy, and some depictions of het and reference to het relationships. This is a hot mess and not intended to be serious literature.
Pairings: Pairings are spoilers!
Disclaimer: I don't own this. All characters and people depicted are eighteen years and older.
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Urgh, so I'm up to my eyeballs in this rollercoaster ride of a BEL AMI ficlet. It started out as a drabble for my amusement after an email conversation I was having with quiet__tiger and it just spiralled into RPS infinity. Oh, but at least it has a plot and sex and a beginning, middle and end. Have I completely lost my mind? Um, yeah. Has it gone way beyond crack? Oh, yeah. Let's just say when you have to wake up and watch Alpine Adventure for research, it's a very happy day.

BTW, Does anybody know about what the word count limit is for an LJ post? I'll probably post it in small chapters all at once when it's completed. I still don't exactly trust my writer's block to stay away forever, after all these years of not being able to really write. But, I haven't felt like this since 2005, where I know every plot point, conversation and character's reaction from beginning to end, so that's a really good sign. (:

Be sure to look for the neon pink short shorts, they're ultra hot. I kinda feel like a perv looking at this, even though Johan was over eighteen at the time and is about the same age as I am. Omg, the 90's, seriously!

Andy Hallet, who played Lorne on the Angel series, died. He died from congestive heart failure and he was only 33. How sad.

I want to write some sort of a ficlet. Most likely Bel Ami related. I keep turning over ideas in my head and I never seem to land on anything. I've considered possibly taking prompts if anyone has a delicious idea. I would even entertain the possibility of crazy crossover pairings, fictional, RPS, what have you. If I can't make it happen, I may go for writing, "Slutbucket: The Dano Sulik Story". I think it could be a Lifetime movie, yo. (:

Vote for change and peace, not more of the same clusterfuckery.



Our problems are manmade; therefore, they can be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings. Man's reason and spirit have often solved the seemingly unsolvable, and we believe they can do it again. -JFK, June 10th, 1963

If you haven't registered to vote, there's still time, no matter what state you live in. It's super easy, and in most cases, all you need is your driver's license or ID. I had to go re-register today, it only took a minute and I didn't even have to wait in line.

Please don't make excuses, this is quite possibly the most important election ever. Deadline info can be found here: http://www.rockthevote.com/electioncenter/

I thought this was so cool. Zootoo.com is having an animal shelter makeover contest in which they will give away a million dollars to the shelter they finally choose. Shelters need to be voted into the top twenty and then will be evaluted to see who can do the most with the money. I'm supporting St. Louis Stray Rescue, but there are tons of shelters listed HERE if you want to go and support your local shelter. There's a link that tells you how to give them points on the main page.

Yes, it finally happened to me, my journal is now mostly friends only. Just comment or friend me to be added. I don't mind if you only wanna lurk.

ETA: I should probably clarify that I'm not de-friending anybody. I just realized that I barely make any unlocked posts these days and I wanted this to be at the top of the heap of nonsensical unlocked posts.

OH! According to Johan's blog, they're making a "Private Life Of Brandon Manilow" feature. *screams*

That's not as hilarious an acronym as PLOTH, but still....I wonder what sort of a theme it will have. Will he have a fake boyfriend that he has no chemistry with? Oh, please let him finally get it on with Marc Vidal. Will he give up his "virginity"? I'm dying to know everything!

I rock out to this song every morning. The hamsters are too funny.

Is pimpage even a word?

Anywho, I have a new community for healthy eating/fitness/weight loss called obsession_food, where basically I'm going to document my struggle with weight and food addiction.

Everyone is welcome to join, it's not militant or anything. It's just meant to be a fun little motivational support group/food journal for those of us with a similar plight. Tell all your friends, if you think they'd be interested.

Your Russian Name Is...

Ksanochka Nadenka Morozov

I wonder what it does if you already have a Russian name?